With all the moisture and heat and my hearing aids, I’ve had a build-up of wax in my ear that was difficult to remove. So I went in to the clinic and had them remove it and afterwards the elderly doc asked me, “Have you learned your lesson?” I was confused and was like, “Uhhh, don’t wear hearing aids?” He shook his head and smirking, said, “No, don’t go storing peanut butter in your ear!”
A professional came out to look over the septic tank and it was a minor problem to fix. I asked him, after he was done with the job, if there are better septic tanks out there and he just shrugged and said, “A septic tank is a septic tank.” I disagreed with him and pointed out that some septic tank are crappier than others.
He didn’t even laugh. I guess he isn’t big on potty humor.