Here we go again. The same day every year, I get birthday wishes. It’s not my birthday, people! I just randomly chose a date when I signed up on Facebook and Feb. 11th just happened to be picked. My actual birthday is January 1st, 1901. Yes, the Fountain of Youth in St. Augustine really does work. So when you wish me a Happy New Years, you’re actually wishing me a Happy Birthday as well! Convenient, right?
With that said, for everyone wishing me a Happy Birthday today, I have one word for you: puppymonkeybaby.