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My neighbors are in a contest to win a wedding giveaway and had asked us to help vote for them. If anyone would like to take a moment as a personal favor for me, please vote for Maygan and Callan here: http://ift.tt/1JJB49n


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Was talking about Clearwater, FL the other day which reminded me of the two things of interest about that city. It’s the home of Hooters … and Scientology. Weird coincidence, wouldn’t you say?


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Going to the general clinic is like playing Russian Roulette with diseases. Two days after visiting one on Friday I came down with a sore throat that has made it difficult to sleep the past couple of nights. I’ve been gargling my hottest hot sauce, so I should be better by tomorrow, though.


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I don’t understand why everyone is so upset about the BDSM documentary, 50 Shades of Grey. I mean, if a hot sugar mommy showed interest in me, I’d let her slap me silly and call me Sally anytime she wanted if it meant I could fly the helicopter that’s on top of her private 600-foot superyacht. Just sayin’. Oh, by the way, Happy Valentine’s Day!