Just got back from surgery on my face. A year ago the dermatologist tried to remove the tiny mass on my right cheek, but it came back. Today a surgeon tried his hand at removing it, once and for all. The process was a lot more involved than I expected, with a lot of stabbing, cutting, poking, prodding, pulling, and stitching compared to the first time. I’ll have to go in next week to get the stitches removed and I’ll likely have a tiny straight-line scar in the area once it heals up. If anyone asks about the scar, just tell them I got it in a knife fight and someone stabbed me in the face or something along those lines.
On the bright side, however, no one can ever accuse me of being cheeky again.