Too Funny

March 22nd, 2004

Animal House

Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?

A: 10 little piggies, one ass, two calves, one pussy, and some crabs on hares.

From the Comedy Central’s Joke archives.

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2 Responses to “Too Funny”

  1. Cindy Says:

    Uh… I think a beaver can fit in there too.. ;)

  2. horai Says:

    Quote: “Uh… I think a beaver can fit in there too.. ;)”

    Oooh er, I’m not sure what to say about that:
    On another point, why do they make the crotch double thickness, you would think they would make the knees double thickness. They are the parts that get all the wear.