Month: April 2004

Funniest eBay Auction Ever

A hilarious auction on eBay has a guy selling his newly ex-wife’s wedding dress. He actually wore the dress (pictures included) and has a write-up that had me laughing in tears. “I found my ex-wife’s wedding dress in the attic when I moved. She took the $4000 engagement ring but left the dress. I was…


New Slang Of The Year

Apparently there’s a new slang word going around on the internet that I predict will carry on into the real world with some alarming, but certainly interesting, effect. The new word, an insult, is carebear. I was called a carebear today by someone who didn’t agree with my assessment of a game that I didn’t…


Proof That Men Are Getting Smarter

Here’s proof that the male race is finally learning the truth and becoming smarter. A man chose a Playstation 2 over a buxom brunette at a “Bachelors” event for the Giants game in San Francisco. The men in the crowd cheered the decision. The Playstation 2 is far better than sex with a stranger, safer…


Free 64MB USB Hard Drive

Bellsouth is promoting their new Metro Ethernet Service, and they’re giving away a free 64MB USB flash drive. You don’t have to buy anything from them, just enter your name, address, and email. I’m not sure if it’s a guarantee you’ll get it, but it’s Bellsouth, a reputable company (and good service when I had…


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