Two Bad Feelings

Not much happening with me lately, but I thought I’d point out two really bad feelings that I experienced tonight:

Bad feeling #1: Starving, and watching a movie on TV, when suddenly in wafts a terrific odor of hamburgers grilling through the open window. Dinner options for me? Tuna fish sandwich, Chef Boyardee’s canned ravioli, or Kraft’s macaroni and cheese.

Bad feeling #2: Opening the bathroom door, and stepping on something that gave an audible crunch. Turning on the light reveals I had stepped on a huge cockroach. Thankfully I had socks on.

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  1. Phy

    Thank God for small favors, then. ;)

    (Phy’s thankful that he doesn’t have to worry about giant cockroaches in Wisconsin.)

  2. I really really hate roaches. I remember sleeping on someones floor after a party one night a few years ago and waking up to a roach looking at me abot 6 inches from my face. I’ve never woken up so fast in my life.

  3. Saw your post about the cockroach and just had to post! That’s exactly what happened to me, except I wasn’t even wearing socks…

    I sympathize with you :)

  4. Oh man, I can imagine my experience would be 10x worst if I had no socks on. You earn even more sympathy from me, that just gotta suck.

    The worst part is that if we ever have a nuclear war that broke out through the whole world, and mankind was wiped off the face of the earth, the only thing left living would be cockroaches and Keith Richards.

  5. ROFLMAO, I like the Keith Richrds quip and it’s probably true. :-)

  6. Yea, Keith Richards would be undaunted. “Hey man, I could smoke these cockroaches, get high off of them and shit.”

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