Funniest eBay Auction Ever

A hilarious auction on eBay has a guy selling his newly ex-wife’s wedding dress. He actually wore the dress (pictures included) and has a write-up that had me laughing in tears.

“I found my ex-wife’s wedding dress in the attic when I moved. She took the $4000 engagement ring but left the dress. I was actually going to have a dress burning party when the divorce became final, but my sister talked me out of it. She said, “That�s such a gorgeous dress. Some lucky girl would be glad to have it. You should sell it on EBay. At least get something back for it.” So, this is what I�m doing. I�m selling it hoping to get enough money for maybe a couple of Mariners tickets and some beer.”

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  1. Reminds me the Violent Femmes song “Gone Daddy Gone”

    beatiful girl lovely dress
    15 smiles oh yes
    beautiful girl lovely dress
    where she is now I can only guess

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