A hilarious auction on eBay has a guy selling his newly ex-wife’s wedding dress. He actually wore the dress (pictures included) and has a write-up that had me laughing in tears.
“I found my ex-wife’s wedding dress in the attic when I moved. She took the $4000 engagement ring but left the dress. I was actually going to have a dress burning party when the divorce became final, but my sister talked me out of it. She said, “That�s such a gorgeous dress. Some lucky girl would be glad to have it. You should sell it on EBay. At least get something back for it.” So, this is what I�m doing. I�m selling it hoping to get enough money for maybe a couple of Mariners tickets and some beer.”
Reminds me the Violent Femmes song “Gone Daddy Gone”
beatiful girl lovely dress
15 smiles oh yes
beautiful girl lovely dress
where she is now I can only guess