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I Hate Roaches

June 20th, 2004

Ever had a time when your brain would shut up? When I went to take a piss, I saw out of the corner of my eyes a huge roach running for dear life from me. I grabbed a nice, thick magazine and smashed the snot out of him. As I was about to resume relieving myself, my brain thought, “One down, a trillion more to go.” That’s the kind of thought that makes you wonder why you kill the ugly, nasty little buggers in the first place. I really hate roaches. Why, oh why, were they even created?

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This entry was posted on Sunday, June 20th, 2004 at 1:45 am and is filed under Personal, Rants.

One Response to “I Hate Roaches”

  1. Dee- Jay W Says:
    June 21st, 2004 at 1:44 pm

    Matt, didn’t you at one time have a conversation with a roach? Who knows you might have killed the grandson of the one you killed. Oh did you call greg and wished him a Happy Fathers day? ha ha ha . Love you all the more. love hugs kisses and cco
    cookies. mom mum Aunt Deborah Coffee and me= fun.