Pink Floyd Causes Accidents

Long ago, I had a friend named Terry, who was in the service when Vietnam came about, and smokes pot all day for years. He would tell me stories of his exploits in his past, and one story was that he has been in 3 car accidents, and each time the accidents happened he was listening to Pink Floyd. I pointed out to him that he was probably stoned on weed at the time and that was the reason. He would reply with, “Man … I wasn’t stoned … man, I’m telling you, Pink Floyd is evil … man” in that f’d-up-beyond-all-belief stoned voice of his.

Today while heading to the grocery store to pick up some stuff to drink, passing by a bank, a guy decided to pull right in front of me, nearly hitting me. What was playing on the radio? Pink Floyd’s Hey You song. Freaky stuff …. man.

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  1. Thoth

    My girlfriend was involved in the biggest accident of her life pulling out of a Pink Floyd concert in Montreal

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