Living in Florida, you get numerous perks through life. Summers are hot and sunny, with lots of clear blue skies. Spring brings lots of warm showers and grass is green as far as the eye can see. The beaches are beautiful, and the food is fantastic.
We also have a lot of power when it comes to Presidential voting time, like 27 electoral votes. So much so, in fact, that I’ve had sex everyday for the past two weeks with very beautiful women, a different woman everyday. When they go to leave, they hand me stickers and fliers telling me to vote Kerry or Bush. It’s wonderful, I don’t know why anyone wouldn’t want to live in Florida.
I voted, but I couldn’t figure out who I voted for. What can I say, I live in Florida. Thanks for the sex though!