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Screw Trump or Hillary for President. If you vote for me, first thing I’ll do as Prez is to make wet burps illegal. That kind of shenanigan has to go!

Also, second thing is to make it illegal for neighbors to grill steaks or hamburgers when you’re having ramen noodles for dinner and you weren’t invited.

Finally, read my lips: No. New. Taxes.

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