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You know you’ve officially entered old age when you get excited about ordering a new pan on Amazon. I’m expecting the mid-life crisis to kick in any day now.


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Go home Netflix, you’re drunk.


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Finally went and got a haircut today. Which is great since I was growing sick and tired of being asked for autographs because people thought I was the caveman from the Geico commercials.


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Finally went and got a haircut today. Which is great since I was growing sick and tired of being asked for autographs because people thought I was the caveman from the Geico commercials.