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Go home Netflix, you’re drunk.


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Finally went and got a haircut today. Which is great since I was growing sick and tired of being asked for autographs because people thought I was the caveman from the Geico commercials.


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Finally went and got a haircut today. Which is great since I was growing sick and tired of being asked for autographs because people thought I was the caveman from the Geico commercials.


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You know that technique where you have something, like a bandage, stuck to a wound and you just rip it off real quick, to avoid the pain?

Yeah. It doesn’t work. At all.