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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.


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After all these years, I’ve finally developed superpowers. Every time I kill a mosquito, two more spawn in its place.

It may seem like a useless superpower, but I could create a huge cloud of angry mosquitoes. Then I can train said angry cloud to do my bidding. That way I can send the huge cloud of angry mosquitoes to my neighbor when he’s loudly blaring terrible country music outside while grilling steaks and hamburgers while I’m trying to eat my thin peanut butter and jelly sandwich in peace.


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After all these years, I’ve finally developed superpowers. Every time I kill a mosquito, two more spawn in its place.

It may seem like a useless superpower, but I could create a huge cloud of angry mosquitoes. Then I can train said angry cloud to do my bidding. That way I can send the huge cloud of angry mosquitoes to my neighbor when he’s loudly blaring terrible country music outside while grilling steaks and hamburgers while I’m trying to eat my thin peanut butter and jelly sandwich in peace.


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After all these years, I’ve finally developed superpowers. Every time I kill a mosquito, two more spawn in its place.

It may seem like a useless superpower, but I could create a huge cloud of angry mosquitoes. Then I can train said angry cloud to do my bidding. That way I can send the huge cloud of angry mosquitoes to my neighbor when he’s loudly blaring terrible country music outside while grilling steaks and hamburgers while I’m trying to eat my thin peanut butter and jelly sandwich in peace.