Adam: “God, I’m so lonely by myself. There’s nothing to do around here, and I’m tired of playing with the lions and the sheep. What else can I do?” God: “I have an idea I’ve been working on. I will create a companion for you, called a woman. Although, I have to warn you, she’ll [...]
Archive for the 'Humor' Category
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- May
There are many moments in life where people use a default phrase to brush something off, or to feign disinterest. Usually it’s “whatever” or a roll of the eyes and a scoff. Or they’ll say an emotionless “huh.” Not me — no siree, I do it differently, because I find mine is a lot more [...]
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- May
I’m going to buy gas on May 15th just to teach people who forward emails a lesson.
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- Apr
Someone asked what song I’d like to have playing at my funeral. I thought I was going to sit long and hard, thinking about it. Nope, immediately I knew what I’d like at my funeral. Twisted Sister’s We’re Not Gonna Take It; put it up to eleven. Norman Greenbaum’s Spirit in the Sky is a [...]
