On May 15th …

I’m going to buy gas on May 15th just to teach people who forward emails a lesson.

Song To Play At Your Funeral

Someone asked what song I’d like to have playing at my funeral. I thought I was going to sit long and hard, thinking about it. Nope, immediately I knew what I’d like at my funeral. Twisted Sister’s We’re Not Gonna Take It; put it up to eleven. Norman Greenbaum’s Spirit in the Sky is a close second.

Arrested Development Season 1-3 Tributes

By far the funniest comedy television show I’ve ever seen is Arrested Development. It was cut short after 3 seasons by Fox. Someone put together a tribute to all 3 seasons, showing the funniest scenes in each one. I had bought the DVD of all three seasons and it has given me lots of laugh since. Here are the tributes:

Season 1:

Season 2:

Season 3:

Assumptions from my Writings

For as long as I can remember, I get emails from people that misinterpret my posts on this site. For example, someone assumed I was a dentist because of the posts I’ve made recently about my oral surgery, and she wanted answers I couldn’t give. Just now I had to delete a comment from someone who gave sensitive business information, believing that I am Dell’s Customer Support because I made a post about my Dell LCD monitor.

Another person thought I worked for AOL because of a post, ironically enough, where I heavily trashed AOL for their craptacular service. My motto is educate, educate, educate. I know not everyone is proficient with computers and the internet, so I’m always polite to these people, trying to be as helpful as I can. I just find it a bit amusing, that’s all.

Now with all that said, I’d like to talk about lesbian psychology …