Pervacious Matt!

While flirting with Melanie this morning, I came up with my own pickup line:

“I got plenty of motion and rhythm, that I send people into epilepsy seizures.”

Unfortunately, Mel had her anti-flirt shield up. She has a big exam today. :|

Marijuana != Chocolate

While surfing around some RSS feeds, I’ve found a Q&A on Ask Yahoo asking Why do people crave chocolate?. They asked some experts, and it looks like chocolates has the same basic agent as marijuana, stimulating the same receptors in the brain. To get truly high though, you’d have to ingest 25lbs. of chocolate. So the question begs to be asked; what happens if you got both marijuana and 25lbs. of chocolate? Would we truly get to meet St. Peter at the gates of heaven?

New Books & Homemade Dip

My sweetheart, Tammy, bought me two wonderful books to help expand my knowledge as a web designer. Designers are quite familiar with the people behind the book, they’re proponents of the languages and design world. Jeremy Zeldman’s Designing With Web Standards, and Eric Meyer’s On CSS. I’m in the beginning stages with Zeldman’s book, and will divulge into Eric’s book afterwards. It’s really an exciting time to be a designer, as the focus has shifted from bulky and distracting image-heavy sites, to usable and efficient designs that communicates, not dazzle.

The base ingredient of most hot sauces is vinegar, hot pepper (cayenne, jalapeno, habenero), and salt. Sometimes they even add garlic. Well I’ve put together all of that with cayenne, and one up the formula by adding horseradish. Zesty, and tasty. I’m currently dipping away at it using toasted wheat crackers. Yum.

Chilled To Hyper In 0:01

I’ve just woke up and started doing my early morning surfing of the net, and I had iTunes on, playing a chilled trance mix. It was soothing, retro Enigma eurodance stuff, and that went on for about an hour, and then suddenly at the end, iTunes decided to switch to hardcore industrial metal by Rammstein, a German band that I have no idea what they sing about (it sounds mean and guttaral though).

Sometimes I wonder if iTunes just loves pulling pranks when selecting songs randomly from my collection. The brain of iTunes:

if (playing soothing love songs)
then (when.done);
play {hateful death metal songs}

Okay, Rammstein is done, now Sublime is playing, singing about caressing you down, with my kung fu grip.