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The scariest costume last night was a kid carrying a Samsung Note 7 phone. That was turned on. Utterly terrifying!

Also, protip for next year: rub bleach on the inside of your pumpkin to make it last longer by keeping bacteria at bay. Note that this technique is not recommended for keeping your salad greens fresh longer.


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If you ever wanted to know all the shortcuts and quickest way to leave the stadium in Jax, just ask a Bulldogs fan. They’ve had lots of practice.


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If you have a baby or toddler, now’s your chance to enter him/her as a 3rd party Presidential candidate.