Not much happening with me lately, but I thought I’d point out two really bad feelings that I experienced tonight:

Bad feeling #1: Starving, and watching a movie on TV, when suddenly in wafts a terrific odor of hamburgers grilling through the open window. Dinner options for me? Tuna fish sandwich, Chef Boyardee’s canned ravioli, or Kraft’s macaroni and cheese.

Bad feeling #2: Opening the bathroom door, and stepping on something that gave an audible crunch. Turning on the light reveals I had stepped on a huge cockroach. Thankfully I had socks on.